Sunday, December 31, 2006

Scents and the City

Every time I get out of Port Authority, I am reminded that I live in New Paltz. When I lived in NYC, the smells of the city seemed normal. I picked up the occasional wafts from street vendors or exhaust pipes, but otherwise the scent of The City seemed neutral. But then we moved to New Paltz. Unlike Manhattan, New Paltz still has more trees than cars. A river runs thru it, even. Fresh air abounds. One's nose awakens.

Now when I set foot in Times Square, I'm immediately hit by the scent of a penny held too long in the palm. The entire city is oxidized and gives off a smell of burnt rubber, rust, ozone, and smog. It takes some getting used to.

At least it's not as bad as London. I remember a trip we made in the 1990s. After a couple days, when I blew my nose, I noticed something black in the tissue. Shirra explained that this was from the sooty air. You don't get that in Manhattan. There, it's only brown.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Answering the Call

I live about 5 miles from the firehouse; some members live a block away. For this reason, it's hard for me to get to the station house in time to 'make' a call. That is, I often arrive after the truck has left the building.

That's ok -- it means that a situation, whatever it is, has been handled expediently. But on a personal level, it's a bummer. When little boys dream of being firemen, they imagine sliding down a pole, hopping onto the side of a fire engine, rushing to the fire, and hosing down a burning house. Little boys don't dream of sitting around a card table on donated swivel chairs, leafing thru Fire Engineering Magazine and chatting about the local synagogs, but those are some of my most recent activities. One time I even rushed to a late-night call only to discover that my pager had been on repeat mode -- the 'emergency' had occurred over an hour earlier.

My blue light doesn't allow me to speed to the scene, but it has occasionally suggested, gently, that other motorists kindly move to the side so that I can get downtown a bit faster. But since at least 90% of the calls are false alarms (smoke detectors that picked up a bit of burnt bacon, for example), there is little reason to rush to the station. This is especially true since we have enough volunteers to handle almost any call.

While reading one of the many magazines on the card table, I happened upon a page dedicated to those who had given their lives in the line of duty during the past month. Of the eight who had died, two had perished while attempting to get to the emergency. In one case a freak storm caused a fatal car accident, but in another, the volunteer had driven too fast to the scene of a minor motorcycle accident. He lost control of his car and wound up crashing into a tree. Upon reflection, I decided to slow down a bit while responding to my pager.

I did make it to the scene of a minor car accident on a slippery night last week. Two cars had collided near the Wallkill Bridge, and I soon found myself directing traffic while standing out in the rain for over an hour. It was nice that I could finally help out, and the experience was a positive one...even tho I didn't get to hose down a burning house.

Monday, December 25, 2006

To Live and Diet in NP

I hit 40 a couple months ago, and on that very day, an article appeared in the Science Times about the Calorie Restriction diet. This involves a balanced regimen of fewer-than-expected calories, and in a wide variety of lesser animals, it's been shown to extend the lifespan by a considerable margin, perhaps even 50%. Because it's so new, the jury is still out for humans, but it could mean that a man of say, 40, who was expected to live to 90 would instead last to 115. The diet has also been shown to increase immunity, thereby reducing chances of getting Alzheimer's, cancer, and so on.

Knowing myself lo these many years, I had come to realize that I thrive with obsession. When I learned to unicycle, I spent three hours a day for three days until I had taught myself to ride. When I started to play Scrabble at the tournament level, I studied word lists for months; in fact, I started going thru the Scrabble dictionary this past summer and have made it thru the Cs. So after failed attempts to take off some of the weight I'd put on this past decade, I decided to do something obsessive about it: calorie counting.

I weighed 165 when I left college, much of it made up by the muscles in my legs from unicycling and other sports. My weight hovered in the 160s until Shirra got pregnant. I put on 10 pounds of sympathy weight (eating with her late at night when she got the munchies, for example), but while she lost her pregnancy pounds by the time Fiona was six months old, I never lost my extra poundage. Then when Emmett and Maeve came along, the same thing happened, and before too long, I'd hit a high of about 197 (tho generally I was in the low 190s). I still felt pretty fit, usually cycling about an hour a day, but I had developed a spare tire that would not fit on my unicycle.

After reading an insufficient amount about the CR diet, I decided to jump on it in conjunction with my birthday. I figured that this date would be easier to remember than most others, and I really didn't want to wait any longer. I decided, against some good advice from fellow-CR dieters, to go down to 1600 calories per day (they usually suggest working your way down to that low a level). My decision was based on a personal need to see some results. Eventually I had a physical, as suggested by the book I was reading, and my 'bio-markers' were all pretty good, so I decided to keep at it.

The results came pretty fast. From 197 late this summer, I'd gotten down to about 192 by Halloween. Here on Christmas, I'm down to about 174, a loss of about 2 pounds a week. At my starting weight, two pounds doesn't make much difference, but when it drops off at that rate every week, the change is noticeable fairly fast. At this point, my gut is gone; abdominal muscles are peeking thru for the first time in a decade, and I feel great. So if all goes well, I can look forward to another 75 happy years. More to follow (or maybe I should say: Less to follow).

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Firemen of Diminutive Stature

Fireman Tiny

Emmett came to visit the firehouse, and I had him put on my gear. It's a bit big, but maybe one day he'll have his own stuff.






Fireman Small
There is a 1942 book called Fireman Small, by Lois Leyman, that inadvertently illustrates a few things NOT to do when involved with a fire. I just took my first OSHA class (about fire safety), and while the captain was talking about fire-fighting dangers, I thought about Fireman Small. I had a hunch that the family should not have gone back into the burning house to retrieve their furniture, and it turns out I was right. I also had a feeling that they wouldn't be returning to the house just after the fire was put out (water- and smoke-damage would take their toll), but one thing I didn't know until last week is that the firemen make a basic error in putting out the fire: They chop a hole into the roof (this is standard procedure, in order to let out trapped heat and smoke), but then they shoot water from the hose into the vent they've just created. I don't think Lois Leyman knew too much about fire safety.

Saturday, December 23, 2006

The View from Saturday's Ride


I happened to be posing for this photo (see the earlier entry about red suspenders) when a call came over my pager. Emmett ran outside to tell me about it, but we didn't know what it was about. Since I had just bought my blue light the day before, I was psyched to use it. I arrived at SUNY's Esopus dorm, the scene of yet another false alarm. The difference was that this one involved a carbon monoxide detector that had erroneously signaled a possible emergency. Because of the holiday break, none of the students was there, but a couple campus security cops helped us out. We were back at the station house in no time.


What starts with F, and ends with U-C-K and involves a lot of screaming? That's right: FIRETRUCK!

Later in the day, I was having the oil changed in my car (the one with the blue light) when another call came over the pager. This one, too, sounded serious. I happened to be riding around town on my unicycle, so I zoomed over to the station house, announcing to the guys that there was no need to fear: "Unicycle Ladder #1 is has arrived!" I stowed the uni and hopped onto a departing truck, changing into some handy fireman clothes en route. Here is a photo I took from inside the truck on my first-ever ride in a pumper.



What lots of people don't know is that there are many different kinds of fire-fighting vehicles. Some have ladders ("ladder trucks"), others have special pumps that can suck up H2O from a nearby pond or lake and deliver it to the scene of the fire ("pumpers"), while still others serve different roles, like "engines." Today I wound up on a pumper, one of three trucks to show up. We rushed to the scene, but before arriving at the would-be fire, the driver stopped us by a lake. We waited for further instructions. It turned out that there was no fire. It was a three-(false)-alarm fire. Still, it was exciting.

Blue-Light Special

When you join the fire department, you get a surprising amount of cool free stuff. Granted, most of it is used in fighting actual fires, but still, who would mind having around a fire-proof coat and pants? There was also a helmet, a couple pairs of gloves, and a pager. I even got a set of red suspenders. [This reminded me of the old joke: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold up their pants.]

But the one thing most of us need to buy is the blue light, the kind that attaches to your car's roof with a strong magnet. It doesn't allow us to go thru red lights or drive faster than the speed limit, but...well, ok, maybe it does, as long as we're careful and don't get caught, and as long as we're responding to an actual emergency rather than one of the daily false alarms that we get from a local university. I believe it's referred to as a courtesy light. In any case, I really wanted one.

I checked out the Galls catalog, but then it turned out that the local Autozone shop was even cheaper. I had to show proof that I work for a local fire company, so I proudly displayed my card and ordered a blue light; it arrived today.

Once on my private road, I tried it out. It's pretty bright, tho apparently it's not too noticeable during daylight hours. A fellow firefighter told me that once the sun sets, it's visible about a half-mile away.

The next items on my list of firefighter must-haves are a patch from the company (occasionally available on eBay for under $10) and a New Paltz Fire Department jacket. But that one is going to have to wait -- it's only for people who've worked for the department for 30 months. I have 29 to go. In the meantime, I'm looking forward to using my blue light while I race, carefully, to a call.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Oh, Deer!



A family of deer live in the woods either side of our private road. The soft beauty of their appearance is matched only by their grace. I often spot them in the morning as they lope across the road after snacking on our neighbor's flowers. They seem to come out between the time that I take Fiona to the bus and when I return home fifteen minutes later.

I tried to take a photo of them, but they're too fast, so I've only managed to get some shots of where they've just been. These were taken back in October, and you'll note the great abundance of leaves. Back then, we also seemed to have more deer on the property, too.

This first shot shows where one of them had been grazing just seconds before. And if you look closely at the second picture, you can just make out where a deer is no longer standing.



My record for deer spotted at once is 8, on several occasions, apparently from two does and six fawns. It is a bit daunting to drive down the road on my way to the firehouse, knowing that I have to be cautious about the animals. Oh, deer; I had better be careful.

Home-Ec Teacher for a Day

My first ever chances to teach in the New Paltz school system, and I wind up teaching home-ec and Spanish. I've taught English, math, French, Spanish (not that I speak Spanish!), gym, science, and history, and I've taught all levels of students from K-12, but I'd never taught home-ec before.

I didn't even know home-economics was even taught any more, but I'm glad it is, and I enjoyed doing it. Rather than focusing on buying, baking, cooking, and cleaning, the class has diversified a bit and now focuses more on general health and nutrition.

Teachers usually leave videos or worksheets for their substitutes to inflict on their unsuspecting students. I was given videos in home-ec yesterday and worksheets in Spanish today. Matters were made more challenging by the fact that students were about to leave for their holiday breaks. Some of them had a hard time containing their enthusiasm, tho I got the feeling that for many of them, this was an ongoing obstacle.

I really like the kids in this middle school. Meeting them gave me an excellent chance to see just what kinds of people live in my new town. There was a lovely cross-section of religions, ethnicities, and socio-economic groups. Kids tended to segregate themselves by sex rather than any other factor, so there ended up being a boy side and a girl side to my home-ec classes. The Spanish teacher had given students assigned seats, and they mostly stuck to those.

Whenever I sub (and it's been 14 years since I did), I always find areas that I wish the kids had already mastered. I was distressed in 1992 when the kids in my Spanish class were less versant in the language than I was despite having studied it for several months (by coincidence, I'd picked up a Spanish Made Simple a few days before). The group in the New Paltz middle school was far savvier about the language, on the whole, but there were still a few who had little to show for the time they'd spent in class. Similarly, I was happy to learn that some of the Home-Ec kids knew about nutrition, but only one of them on the day was able to define 'calorie' or tell me what a 'serving' of food is.

I try to spice things up when I sub. This has been made easier by the Internet. For Spanish, I used the Web to turn the same paragraph into poorly translated versions, thanks to altavista.com and freetranslation.com. For health class yesterday, I printed out a funny entry from Wikipedia.com about the durian, a really peculiar fruit from southeast Asia. One great quote mentioned that it smells like a mixture of "pig-shit, turpentine, and onions, garnished with a gym sock." I changed "pig-shit" to "pig-excrement" because I think the e-word is far more descriptive.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Cracked Nuts

Each December, Emmett's ballet school puts together a production of the Nutcracker. This year marks the 10th anniversary of the New Paltz Ballet School performing the Nutcracker in Poughkeepsie's famous Bardavon, the oldest theater in New York state.

Emmett was asked to audition for this ballet, and he landed the role of 'party boy.' There weren't many options, tho, because most kids his age are girls, and most of the parts are for girls. Perhaps in future performances he could have a role in the second act, the one with all of the dancing marzipans and other candies. But for next year, he has his sights set on the part of 'rat' or maybe even 'Fritz,' the naughty lad who spitefully breaks the nutcracker in Act I.

The party scene calls for 6 sets of parents (including the hosts) and about 14 or 15 kids, half of whom are boys. Of course, in a school with an underabundance of male participants (as is often the case), many girls end up as party boys, and this year, Emmett is the only one with a Y chromosome in that role. The party moms are played by teenagers from the ballet school, but the party dads are volunteers like me who get roped into being (ok, who are dying to be) onstage for a few minutes. Party dads wear old-style tuxedoes and a few layers of makeup, and we look pretty snazzy except for our hats. These plastic top-hats could have been taken off the heads of New Years revellers at a TGIFridays, but they looked authentic from the audience. In general, the clothes are excellent; it turns out that the director's mother helped with them, which is a good thing because the Nutcracker uses over a hundred costumes.

Party dads don't rehearse much, but as the performance approached, it suddenly occurred to us that we have one objective: Don't mess up. The Bardavon holds over 900 seats, so in our three performances, we're seen by our friends, family, and about 2700 other people. So like all men in tuxedoes, our goal is to fit in. Happily, Saturday's matinee went well, emboldening us to think about making a few little touches to appear more realistic in the roles of Victorian-era men at a party. In my case, this meant taking a fellow party dad's advice to doff my top-hat before kissing the hostess's hand. I managed to remember this for that evening's show but forgot by the next day. Ah well, there's always 2007. Our confidence also allowed us to joke about making up back stories for our 2-dimensional characters.

My back story was this: I had had an affair with the hostess. Upon entering, I kiss her hand just a little too long, raising suspicion in the mind of the host. He glances furtively at my face in time to catch a gleam in my eye that confirms that the crumpled undergarments he found shoved hastily beneath his bed were indeed mine. He spends the rest of the party putting up a good face before the other guests and his children but makes a secret vow to challenge me to a duel as soon as he
can. As we shake hands at the end of the party, he holds mine just a little too long, stifling the urge to throttle me on the spot. I correctly interpret this to mean that he has uncovered my cockoldry and make a secret vow to get out of the country posthaste, as I am a coward of the highest degree. I'm not sure that these back stories were necessary, but they certainly took some of the stress out of a somewhat tense time backstage.

When Sunday's performance ended, I felt that mixture of relief and sorrow familiar to all performers. I was glad that we had all performed our roles admirably, but I was sad to lose the camraderie among the party dads. There is no cast party, but some of us felt the need for one. Next year, Shirra and I plan to host that event ourselves, having already received the blessing of the school's directors. Now we just have to figure out how to shoehorn up to 80 dancers and their families
into our modest home. Methinks the basement will come in handy for that. It will be fun for everyone to celebrate the end of another great run, especially for those of us cracked nuts who only won't be getting together till next year.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Keeping up with the Jones

SCRABBLE

I have a jones for Scrabble. I play about 10-15 games online each day, having amassaed a total of 4,600 games at ISC (the best internet Scrabble site). I study the Scrabble dictioanry on my rides to and from Manhattan (I just finished the Cs). I even have a Scrabble tattoo on my left arm. So it was frustrating that my move to New Paltz took me away from the NYC Scrabble club where I got my start in tournament Scrabble. I also found myself impossibly removed from the Long Island tournaments where I played as often as I could (tho usually no more than 3 times a year), usually coming in first or second place in the top division. I let my Scrabble News subscription lapse during our move. Since all of my opponents over the past 18 months have names like redsox2 and scrabmom, I started to feel like I was losing touch with real-life play.

A few weeks ago, I finally renewed my Scrabble News subscription (the paper had since become thinner, an apparent money-saver). To my happy surprise, there are monthly tourneys in North Salem, NY, about an hour from me. I was hoping to enter the tournament this weekend until I remembered that it conflicted with the performance of the Nutcracker that Emmett and I are in (more about that soon). I'm looking forward to the one in early January.

At ISC, I mostly play speed games. Under tourney conditions, each person has 25 minutes, but in speed games, it's about 4 minutes to a side. The computer automatically calculates score and keeps track of remaining tiles, but still, that's pretty fast. Not surprisingly, speed games are not as high-scoring as their slower counterparts, but they're still good for keeping my skills up, and they make tournament games much easier...a stroll in the park by comparison. I also like the fact that I can play my real life friends from time to time, and the chat feature means that we get to talk a bit during and after games. It's a nice way to keep up with the Joneses.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Firehouse Reds

When we moved to New Paltz, I immediately decided to join the volunteer fire department. Back in my Manhattan days, I was an auxiliary cop for 5 years, but that was different. There are zillions of auxies in Manhattan, but there are fewer than 50 fire fighters here. I never figured out exactly why I joined the police force back then, but it certainly makes sense why I joined the NPFD. I've got free time, and I've got three kids. What if it's my house that's on fire one day? And really, what boy doesn't want to be a fireman when he grows up?

In fact, when I was three, my mom read me a Dr Seuss book about growing up that mentioned many jobs. I told her I wanted to be a policeman, a fireman, a doctor, an acrobat, ... finally I announced that I wanted to be an 'everything man.' Well, unicycling is close to acrobatics, and I've been an aux cop. I've tended many booboos, upset tummies, and some croupy throats, earning my daddy degree in doctoring. Firefighter was pretty much all that was left off my resume.

I met pretty much everyone at the fire department yesterday. The guys (and gal -- there is one woman on the force: you go, girl!) are great. The group gets together the first Monday of the month to discuss important issues like fundraisers, equipment, parades, and pizza. I was excited to be shown around the four trucks at the station house (there are more at the other station house, on North Putt Ave). I had the feeling that I'd wake up and be six years old again.

The expectation is that volunteers will show up for 100 to 150 calls a year, or about two or three a week. Since there are almost 900 calls a year, there is plenty to go around. Sure enough, while watching TV at 1:25am, my new pager went off for the first time. I felt the buzz and heard the dispacher announce that a fire alarm had gone off at a SUNY dorm. I rushed into some socks and shoes, threw on my coat, and drove to the station house. It turns out that SUNY fire alarms go off all the time for no good reason, and we never had to leave the building. I sat around chatting with two other volunteers before returning home just after 2 am. It was pretty uneventful, as are many calls, and I was glad that I got it out of the way. Emmett was happy this morning to hear that his dad is officially a fireman, but he does want me to keep my day job.