Cel Phone Jammer

People talk unnecessarily on their mobiles. Usually they only need to speak for 15-30 seconds but end up talking for a minute or two. I'm going to be a cel phone jammer.

I just need to select the ideal flavor. I think that orange marmalade will work best because so few people like it.

Smearing a bit of marmalade on somebody's cel phone would probably keep them from talking on it for at least a few minutes.

I must put orange marmalade jam on the shopping list.